If you've never been to a football match in the UK, then you may have missed seeing the "English Soccer Hoon" in it's natural habitat. This is pretty much what it looks like.
It's a raucous creature, but much loved by those who can tolerate its unending banging on about "off sides", "Premier League", "world game", "assists" and "Man-U".
Happy Birthday my dear friend and utter Pommy b*****d, Tom!
Of course I read the title to the tune of Abba's "Does your Mother know?"
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